Hassi To Fassi

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.

The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first.

“Tell me,” said he, “if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?’

The inmate said, “It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful.”

“Marvelous,” said the head of the institution.

“Or else,” ruminated the inmate. “I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one’s life in bringing up a new generation of scientists.”

“Absolutely,” said the head.

“Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution.”

“An interesting possibility,” said the head.

“And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle.”

The Church is a place where imperfect people gather to provide encouragement, support, and service to each other as we press on in our journey to return to our Heavenly Father.

Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin

The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.
- R. Stevens

Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents.

He drove to the nearby automotive center and asked what he should do. The mechanic explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least Rs 5,000 to repair. Banta said that was too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it.

He decided to have a little fun and said, “Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out.”

Banta decided to give it a try before spending that much money. He drove home and was in the garage with his lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when his neighbour Santa came over to visit.

“What are you doing?” asked Santa.

“I’m blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car,” explained Banta.

“Well silly, it’s not going to work,” replied Santa.

“Why not?” asked Banta.

“Because you’ve got to roll up the windows first.”

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard… and at last wrote - THUNK ”

Santa and Banta driving on a street,in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.

Before Santa could say anything, Banta said, “Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don`t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?”

Santa said, “Yeah, good idea!”

“I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don`t I pull that out?”,suggested Banta. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident.

He gave it to Santa and said, “Here, drink some!”

Santa took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Banta.

“Here, you have some!”

Banta passed it back and said, “No, I think I`ll wait until the police get here.”

Santa and Banta work in a software company.
One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building.
Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.

Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk.
See how easily I am carrying it.
Yours has just 250 MB.
Can’t you carry even this much?”

Banta : “But yours is empty and my disk is full”!!!

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